im 24

all-chickens-are-trans:

god i’m so tired of everybody’s bad faith interpretations of everything. where’s the trust. where’s the forgiveness. where’s the understanding that most things are complex and most people have many layers. and like the black eyed peas once said. where is the love

(via dyke-uncle)

ordr:

ordr:

an automatic transmission is for giving uninterrupted handjobs from the driver’s seat

(via catgirltreats)

amygdalae:

I love when videogame characters have those cunty lil choker necklaces to hide their model’s neck seam

(via crowholtz)

pussyronin:

look dude me transforming painfully into a centipede isnt a fetish thing its for work. Can you take a pictyre for my linkedin its starting hherggghh

(via bisexualjackmercer)

mostly-funnytwittertweets:

(via bigboybutch)

honeyeddyke:

just a reminder about my covid cautious/still coviding/covid safe discord server

(via honeyeddyke)

captain-price-unofficially:

(via hjartasalt)

judasclementine-deactivated2023:

arecaceae175:

breannasfluff:

dzamie:

teaboot:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

hatingongodot:

“Why don’t people recognize Link in TOTK” bc everyone imagines the legendary swordsman to be built like Ganondorf and Link doesn’t bother correcting anyone bc being hailed as a hero is like on the bottom of his priorities, which are topped by things like “Bake one of every pie”

Rando farmer: They say that once the noble hero of legend passed by this very village! Isn’t that wonderful to imagine, genderfluid stranger?

Link, 5'6" with 2" heels and wearing a backless dress suspiciously stained with blood: no yeah that’s wild

“Wouldn’t they recognize him bc he’s with Zelda” Everyone interacting with Zelda was like “Wow, the princess!! The princess who saved Hyrule is here, talking to us! Plus some guy with three sets of pronouns who’s building a bomb but more importantly The Princess!! Wow!!”

ALT

Zelda keeps coming across spare genders she doesn’t need and Link follows behind scooping them all up off the ground like a starving trash possum

Someone uses an unfamiliar pronoun around Zelda, and she hears the item pickup sound come from Link

Every time this comes across my dash it’s gotten better.

THIS

(via evilwitchinthewoods)

homoidiotic:

Gender Troublemakers Mirha-Soleil Ross and Xanthra Phillipa, 1993, Canada

What happens when two Transdykes get sick of non-transsexual’s uninformed representation of their sexualities and their lives? They grab their 8 millimeter home video camera, their last 200 bucks, and come up with an uncompromising in-your-face flick about their shitty relationships with gay men and their unabashed attraction to other transsexual women. (watch here 18+)

(via strongcat)

abyssa111:

Do my mutuals still want to fuck me or was that a delusion

(via bettedavisgf)

feelslikelalala:

what do you usually listen to to go to sleep

music

asmr

guided meditation

audiobook

podcast

other

?? i just go to sleep

See Results

(via bisexualjackmercer)

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

love is a drug and babygirl, im a faggot

addict. what the fuck

(via ughmulder)

bellapilled:

literally a fail butch will have me pulsating on the floor gagging up bile. i love soaking wet quivering sad butches im sorry theyre so hot. but you know what’s slightly better than a fail butch? a loser butch. this is a science

(via homosexuanal)

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

whyamionlyabletouse32characters:

the scientists won’t clone me cuz they think i’ll have sex with the clone 😭😭😭

i will but they shouldn’t be slut shaming i think

(via 1000ghouliesandthetreeofclues)